the internet

location: classroom

lecturer:

"the americans found copper wires buried in their soil, which has been used centuries ago."

"later, the japanese found fiber optics buried in their soil, which has been used centuries ago."

"and in malaysia, we dug and dug and dug, but we could not find anything. which means, we have been applying wireless system centuries ago"





hahahaha! thats a good joke to wake up to =D

money

venue: secret hiding place

man A: pity me la. a man with family uses a lot of money.

man B: hey, a single man needs more money. everytime he touches a woman, he has to pay, ya know?




what say you?

world cup

kat rumah..

mama: patutla bunyi hon tu lagi kuat kali ni. china yang main..

anak mama: mama, apa plak player china hitam-hitam. CHI tu CHILE la

mama: ohh..mana mama tau (=.=')

cat rumah

tempat: dalam kereta

mama: abah, rumah kita kena cat balik la. berapa tahun dah.

abah: abah tunggu anak abah kawin, baru kita cat.

.....

anak abah: erk..! woi sape nak kawin woi! aku nak cat rumah woi!